Funny toasts are not at all hard to write. Just make sure you do not over do it and come across looking like a jerk at the wedding. So lets quickly throw together some funny wedding toasts to say...

1.) To the groom: "May you have many happy nights...grasping out the trash."

2.) To the groom: "Congrats. Your bride is very lovely - but what happened to that cute chick you were with last week?"

3.) An old one but a most beloved: "To our wives and lovers - hopefully they never meet!"

OK, so those arent the most funny or clever toasts ever, but I came up with the first two in a matter of minutes. The point is that you might bring some humor to the wedding by writing some funny toasts.